Steve Extra™ Rogers
- runs through walls and tears down whole buildings instead of wasting time to open a door
- punches computers when they say things he doesn’t like
- jumps out of airplanes without parachutes to be a show off
- is always Down to Die™
- squeezes himself and his two best friends into a fucking vw bug
- had peggy carter, one of the loves of his life, one of the founders of SHIELD, a gift to the world, on her death bed say “you’re always so dramatic”
- back flips off of insanely high heights and hopes for the best
- removes avengers label from uniform to be petty
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